What's Yo Flava!!!

So the other day some great friends of mine, Dan, Adam, and Ian, all went to Substation for some killer sandwiches (which are severely over priced). I, being that I am trying to help my brother Dan out by staying away from soda, purchase Vitamin Water (purple label). It was good. It tastes lighter than Gatorade but what got me hooked was the label on the bottle. HILARIOUS!! Each drink has a weird, quirky story that makes no sense what so ever. LOVE IT. So I ask the bloggnation; What is your favorite Vitamin Water and the story that goes with it?

Little known facts about Vitamin Water:

• It was purchased by Coca-Cola not to long ago for 4.1 Billion dollars
• They have 2 high profile investors in Vitamin Water
• 50 Cent: who has a 10% stake in the Vitamin Water company
  
• Third Baseman, David Wright, from the NY Mets. He has .5%